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that wasn’t very ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) of you

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metlocked:

whosbeendrawingdicks.mp3

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Things not to say to someone with Social Anxiety

bladeofice:

- “Why don’t you talk to anyone?”
- “You’re awkward.”
- “Why are you so quiet?”
- “Why would you say that?”
- “Why don’t you talk to them yourself?”
- “Calm Down.”
- “Why are you scared of people?”
- “Why did you do that?”
- “You’re embarrassing yourself.”
- “You’re making a scene.”

- “You should try and make friends.”

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stoned-levi:

precious-potatoes:

sociopathicassbutt:

deathpoolquinn:

dolls-fashion:

unknown-0-geek:

xjalfoy:

Potterheads wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.
Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.
Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.
Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.
Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.
Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.
Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.
True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.
Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.
The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.
Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.
Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.
Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~
lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.
trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.
the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.
psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.
the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.
buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.
bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.
Inception fans oh wait
X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.
Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast.
Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain
Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage.
Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again.
Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!”
Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun.
Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat.
Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last.
Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again.
Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers.
Criminal Minds fans wake up in Quantico to Hotch telling them ‘Wheels up in 30. Briefing on the jet.’

Literally the Best thing ever!

^^ reblogging for the inception one

Welcome to Night Vale fans well… just another day in Night Vale

THE INCEPTION ONE

Hetalia fans wake up to Germany yelling at them that they are going to be late for training.

Attack on Titan fans wake up crying in a quiet field next to your sister.

stoned-levi:

precious-potatoes:

sociopathicassbutt:

deathpoolquinn:

dolls-fashion:

unknown-0-geek:

xjalfoy:


Potterheads
wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.

Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.

Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.

Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.

Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.

Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.

Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.

True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.

Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.

The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.

Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.

Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.

Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~

lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.

trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.

the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.

psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.

the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.

buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.

bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.

Inception fans oh wait

X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.

Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast.

Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain

Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage.

Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again.

Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!”

Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun.

Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat.

Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last.

Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again.

Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers.

Criminal Minds fans wake up in Quantico to Hotch telling them ‘Wheels up in 30. Briefing on the jet.’

Literally the Best thing ever!

^^ reblogging for the inception one

Welcome to Night Vale fans well… just another day in Night Vale

THE INCEPTION ONE

Hetalia fans wake up to Germany yelling at them that they are going to be late for training.

Attack on Titan fans wake up crying in a quiet field next to your sister.

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8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

8bit-ace:

8bit-ace:

the new slogan for tumblr.com

i will not rest until this gets a million notes

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ostracizedpoodle:

This is my favorite message I have gotten. They didn’t reply or explain anything it was just this

ostracizedpoodle:

This is my favorite message I have gotten. They didn’t reply or explain anything it was just this

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Anonymous said: patty cake patty cake, baker's man;

unclefather:

suck on my ass as fast as you can

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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queenrinacat:

pantherwhales-spout:

izziesworldofizzie:

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

"we have incompatible genitals" is now my favorite excuse.

"breeding with me would be counterproductive"

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"Draw me like one of your French girls"

"Draw me like one of your French girls"

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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