8.27.14.

dutchster:

do celebrity pets know they’re pets of celebrities

(via kiplings)

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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(Source: flygoing, via amateur-sage)

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thisisradioactive:

When you make a reference and someone actually gets it

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(via do-not-fuck-the-piano)

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whoshavesforsherlock:

platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

RAVENCLAWS WERE THE BEST FINDERS WHAT NO THAT’S NOT RIGHT

whoshavesforsherlock:

platypusinplaid:

These Pottermore stats literally go against every house stereotype ever

RAVENCLAWS WERE THE BEST FINDERS WHAT NO THAT’S NOT RIGHT

(via arcticbonobos)

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thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

(Source: milestellers, via ugly)

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“ You never know how sick you are until you try to recover. ”

unknown  (via ithurtssomuch)

(Source: oxygeniuss, via joshpeck)

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megablaziken:

what

megablaziken:

what

(via guy)

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wrenkingtson:

I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”

(via asvprock)

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heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

(via chipchopclipclop)

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fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

(via guy)

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just-chemistry-things:

forensicfreak55:

twelfth-doctor-in-the-tardis:

jacobshutup:

umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements 

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yes hello I am the last barium bender

Elements

I’m crying brb

(via flovvercrownphan)

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arugokami:

Let’s talk about the fact that Gintama is a manga full of poetry.

arugokami:

Let’s talk about the fact that Gintama is a manga full of poetry.

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(Source: ninadough)

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(Source: lusterko)

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theotherusernamesweretaken:

Mom: Do your homework.

Me:

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